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It's where you— it's where you're handed something, where you're given something and your body is convinced that it is what it is. And it's not. So my friend was going to take his final, and right before final started, I told him, I'm like, hey, you want an Adderall? And I took a bunch of my Claritin pills and I put them in a little baggie to make it look super suspicious. And he's like, yeah, fuck yeah, I would love an Adderall. And he took, took the, um, he took the, he took the Claritin.

September 21, 201715:49David
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Jason15:19
I know, I missed out on your Adderall generation.
David15:23
We, um, I actually— Adderall was a big thing in my school. It was, it was for like, for like the cooler kids would do it during like finals. Yeah, they'd pop it in because it really helps you out. It helps you focus. If anybody's listening right now, go ahead…
Jason15:49
I do.
David15:49
It's where you— it's where you're handed something, where you're given something and your body is convinced that it is what it is. And it's not. So my friend was going to take his final, and right before final started, I told him, I'm like, hey, you want an Adderall? And I took a bunch of my Claritin pills and I put them in a little baggie to make it look super suspicious. And he's like, yeah, fu…
Jason16:15
You're testing this on people?
David16:17
Yeah, it was a Claritin. It was, it was for allergies. And I'm like, dude, don't take it. Don't take it because it'll kick in quick. And I'm like, don't take it till you get to class. So he waits, he waits till class, he waits to go to class. He looks at me,…
Jason17:01
And have you ever taken one?