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Her First Date (Caught on Air)

Fine, if, if, if people— if you guys suddenly need to experiment by fucking each other, let's just get it out of the way this weekend. That is super dumb. I put on an event. You sell tickets. What? Best friends fought for the first and final time. You will see Natalie and Alice go at it. Tag team in John Castro. And when they're done, Ilya Fedorovich gets one last chance at love. Will he make it through the bushy, bushy bush? Ew.

May 22, 202540:17David
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David39:53
Past, present, future multiverse anywhere. Oh my God, it's not happening. It's not happening. And it shouldn't happen in this friend group. I hate to draw the line, but like, Al, it's fine. It's not going to happen. We're family here, okay? We're going to be…
Natalie40:15
Wait, what happened?
Natalie40:16
He made out with her and then like, oh, cut over.
David40:17
Fine, if, if, if people— if you guys suddenly need to experiment by fucking each other, let's just get it out of the way this weekend. That is super dumb. I put on an event. You sell tickets. What? Best friends fought for the first and final time. You will see Natalie and Alice go at it. Tag team in John Castro. And when they're done, Ilya Fedorovich gets one last chance at love. Will he make it…
Natalie40:47
So I guess what happened here was you made a lot of jokes and it backfired on you.
David40:52
Yeah, I think I got to keep my mouth shut. Or something's gotta get shut. That's it, I'm ending this topic. Actually, maybe ending this podcast. I'm going back to zero a week, I think, on the podcast after this. All right guys, that's all the time we have for…
Natalie41:18
Wish Jason a happy birthday. Wish what?