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Her First Date (Caught on Air)

Everybody else has fucked me. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, Al. Okay, sorry. I guess you're right. Like Natalie's very attractive, but no, you know, you wouldn't hook up with her. No. Okay. Because there was one moment we asked you how many shots it would take to hook up with Natalie and you said one. Yes. And then I thought about it for 4 months and I'm like, no, it's fucking weird shit. Okay. So you're regretting that's where the joke stemmed, right? That's why I started giving you shit. Right. Come on.

May 22, 202533:39David
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Jason33:00
This is just a joke.
David33:02
It was like all turning on me. And Alita and Mikayla and all like the girls I was with, they were like, why is this such a big deal? What's going on? I'm like, because we're all best friends from our hometown. This is like, in my head, this is as incest as it…
Jason33:25
Alex knows better than that. Knows better? What are you talking about? You're the only— no offense, this is not like to inflate my own ego, but you're the only person in this friend group that has said that they will never touch me ever in a million years. Ev…
David33:39
Everybody else has fucked me. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, Al. Okay, sorry. I guess you're right. Like Natalie's very attractive, but no, you know, you wouldn't hook up with her. No. Okay. Because there was one moment we asked you how many shots it would take to hook up with Natalie and you said one. Yes. And then I thought about it for 4 months and I'm like, no, it's fucking weird shit. Okay. So you'…
Jason34:02
Like, let's be— if I was— if Alex and I went out drinking— Natalie's getting offended.
David34:06
Natalie's getting offended. Natalie's like, okay, go finish.
Jason34:09
No, I don't even want to finish. No, just say it.