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Oh my God, there was one time with John, we were live streaming on Twitch, and I hooked up with this girl that I didn't want to talk about. I never talk about my hookups. And this was like, I don't know, this was like 4 years ago, whenever I was live streaming, I don't know. And I remember I called John something on the stream. I was like, you fucking idiot, whatever. And like, John doesn't know how to like argue on like line. Do you know what I mean? It's like, it's a different type of argument than you would in person. Like you don't say everything in person. You go fucking crazy, whatever. You could say whatever you want, but online you gotta watch what you say. But I remember him, I was like, John, that's the dumbest thing I've ever done. Really dumb. And then he was like, Dave, yeah, should we talk about who you hooked up with last night? And it was just really funny. And Alex and Ilya were like, what the fuck? It was just really funny because he doesn't have like a filter for that kind of stuff. So like, yeah, so very well, if like, yeah, if I ever like was like, John, there's a rash inside my ass, he would definitely bring that up like on a date. Like if he was like, he was like double dating with me and his girlfriend and a girl I liked, he definitely like, if I said something to offend him, he would go to the darkest, deepest corner. Yeah. And that's what he would use against me.

September 30, 202523:22David
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Jason23:05
Yes, John carries a code with him.
David23:08
Yeah, yeah, until it like slips out and he like says something on accident, like, oh, Natalie has a rash in her asshole. Like, I feel like he'd use that against you.
Jason23:18
Yeah, by accident. Um, would you Rather never play pickleball again.
David23:22
Oh my God, there was one time with John, we were live streaming on Twitch, and I hooked up with this girl that I didn't want to talk about. I never talk about my hookups. And this was like, I don't know, this was like 4 years ago, whenever I was live streaming, I don't know. And I remember I called John something on the stream. I was like, you fucking idiot, whatever. And like, John doesn't know…
Jason24:38
Would you rather go on Jason's podcast or sit in solitary confinement for one week?
David24:44
Jason's podcast.
Natalie24:45
Yeah, definitely Jason's podcast.