Hanging With an Oscar Winner

I mean, I didn't come up with these. Stole these from the internet, but that one's fucking good. I love that saying. What is it? Like, if someone could, they would or something like that.

Your book would be like, join them.

Can't beat them, join them. No, John, you're just throwing out another rhymey phrase. No, it's just like the fact that if you're texting a girl or a guy and they're like, if you wanted to, you would.

There's no such thing as can't this week ever. Ever. Ever. I don't care who you are unless you're like, rocket's taking off. Actually, even then, your priority's the rocket. Like, that's just it. Like, it's just he doesn't want to. You're just not the number…

He's just not that into you. That was a famous phrase from years ago.

Oh, another good one.