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Hanging Out With Celebrities

She's gonna finally respect me. And we're walking over there,. And a bunch of kids run up to Liza and they're like, they're like maybe 10, 12 years old. And they're like, can we have a picture? Can we have a picture? And Liza doesn't say no to anybody for pictures. And neither do I. I never say no to a picture. But, but at the time I'm like, this guy's taking us to meet this person. It's an important person. Liza has been dying to meet this person. I told the kids, I'm like, I point to their dad and I'm like, listen, sir, I see you. You're wearing that blue shirt. You're the only one wearing that blue shirt. You're wearing that shirt. I'll be back. We'll take pictures with you guys, I promise. And he just gave me such a dirty look. But I was like, I was like, I know we're gonna be back. This is fine. We'll go take the picture. Liza meets— Liza meets Jennifer Aniston, and it's just like a so-so encounter. It's literally just like, hey, I look up to you, blah blah blah. It's nothing, nothing great.

August 17, 201719:01David
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Jason16:44
Yeah, so they throw themselves at me. I want to apologize to the audience for wherever I just took that improv. That was maybe the worst joke I've ever made. And let me just say to all of you, I want to reassure you that the comedy will get better, and I'm go…
David17:05
Okay, we got it. I have a fun celebrity story with my girlfriend Liza. Yeah, we went to the Spider-Man premiere.. Oh yeah. And one of her favorite celebrities of all time was in attendance. Like, I mean her hero. Like, this is a girl, and for the sake of the…
Jason19:01
She's gonna respect me.
David19:01
She's gonna finally respect me. And we're walking over there,. And a bunch of kids run up to Liza and they're like, they're like maybe 10, 12 years old. And they're like, can we have a picture? Can we have a picture? And Liza doesn't say no to anybody for pictures. And neither do I. I never say no to a picture. But, but at the time I'm like, this guy's taking us to meet this person. It's an impor…
Jason19:56
And like, Jennifer Aniston, kind of a jerk?
David19:58
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Jason19:59
It was just like, it wasn't, you know By the way, we're not talking about Jennifer Aniston.