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The female dog shelter?
Yeah, so they throw themselves at me. I want to apologize to the audience for wherever I just took that improv. That was maybe the worst joke I've ever made. And let me just say to all of you, I want to reassure you that the comedy will get better, and I'm go…
Okay, we got it. I have a fun celebrity story with my girlfriend Liza. Yeah, we went to the Spider-Man premiere.. Oh yeah. And one of her favorite celebrities of all time was in attendance. Like, I mean her hero. Like, this is a girl, and for the sake of the…
She's gonna respect me.
She's gonna finally respect me. And we're walking over there,. And a bunch of kids run up to Liza and they're like, they're like maybe 10, 12 years old. And they're like, can we have a picture? Can we have a picture? And Liza doesn't say no to anybody for pic…
And like, Jennifer Aniston, kind of a jerk?
No, no, no, no, no, no.