Hanging Out With Celebrities
Okay, we got it. I have a fun celebrity story with my girlfriend Liza. Yeah, we went to the Spider-Man premiere.. Oh yeah. And one of her favorite celebrities of all time was in attendance. Like, I mean her hero. Like, this is a girl, and for the sake of the argument, I'm going to make up a name because I don't want to say her name just in case. Sure. So let her name be— Jessica Simpson. Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston. That one's easy to remember for me. So we found out that Jennifer Aniston is going to be at this premiere. And Liza, since she's moved to LA 2 years ago, This is like, this is her dream to meet Jennifer Aniston. Like, there's nothing, there's nothing greater than this. Like, this is it. And we're looking for her around at the party, at the after-party of this premiere, and she's nowhere to be found. We've literally walked the entire thing for like 20 minutes just, just looking for her, and we can't find her. So we're about to go home. We're like, screw it, let's go. Liza's like, maybe this isn't the right time. I'm not feeling it anymore. Like, it needs to be the right time when she meets Jennifer Aniston because she really wants it to be perfect. So we're leaving, and then this other actor from the movie comes up to me and he's like, hey, I'm friends with Josh Peck, who's a mutual friend of ours. And he's like, I really wanted to meet you and introduce myself. So I'm like, hey, what's up? And I was just— we were just talking, and I told him, I'm like, yeah, my girlfriend loves Jennifer Aniston. And he's like, oh, you mean Jay? And I'm like, Jay who? Oh, you have a nickname for her? And he's like, yeah, come here, I'll introduce you. And he's like, yeah, she's right over there. And then he took us to Jay, and I'm like, Liza, come on, he's gonna take us, he's gonna take us to Jay, to Jennifer, to Jennifer Aniston. And Liza's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay. And I'm like, Liza just doesn't want to go, but don't worry, I'm gonna make her day right here. So I'm like, no, Liza, come on, let's go, let's do this. So I'm like all excited, I'm like, hell yeah, I'm gonna do this. Liza's gonna be so happy after she meets Jennifer Aniston.