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Hanging Out With Celebrities
Yeah, so they throw themselves at me. I want to apologize to the audience for wherever I just took that improv. That was maybe the worst joke I've ever made. And let me just say to all of you, I want to reassure you that the comedy will get better, and I'm going to try my best. And if stopping this and derailing this show for that joke is any consolation—
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You have a lot of girls throw themselves at you, right?
Well, sometimes I volunteer at the dog shelter, the female dog shelter.
The female dog shelter?
Yeah, so they throw themselves at me. I want to apologize to the audience for wherever I just took that improv. That was maybe the worst joke I've ever made. And let me just say to all of you, I want to reassure you that the comedy will get better, and I'm going to try my best. And if stopping this and derailing this show for that joke is any consolation—
Okay, we got it. I have a fun celebrity story with my girlfriend Liza. Yeah, we went to the Spider-Man premiere.. Oh yeah. And one of her favorite celebrities of all time was in attendance. Like, I mean her hero. Like, this is a girl, and for the sake of the…
She's gonna respect me.
She's gonna finally respect me. And we're walking over there,. And a bunch of kids run up to Liza and they're like, they're like maybe 10, 12 years old. And they're like, can we have a picture? Can we have a picture? And Liza doesn't say no to anybody for pic…