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Hanging Out With Celebrities
Well, sometimes I volunteer at the dog shelter, the female dog shelter.
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You turn a lot of people down?
Yeah, I just have to say, I can't talk to you, you're not good-looking enough.
You have a lot of girls throw themselves at you, right?
Well, sometimes I volunteer at the dog shelter, the female dog shelter.
The female dog shelter?
Yeah, so they throw themselves at me. I want to apologize to the audience for wherever I just took that improv. That was maybe the worst joke I've ever made. And let me just say to all of you, I want to reassure you that the comedy will get better, and I'm go…
Okay, we got it. I have a fun celebrity story with my girlfriend Liza. Yeah, we went to the Spider-Man premiere.. Oh yeah. And one of her favorite celebrities of all time was in attendance. Like, I mean her hero. Like, this is a girl, and for the sake of the…