Hanging Out With Borat

I'll tell you his highlight. Ilya's highlight was— so Ilya has like the most awkward room in the house. He's the most awkward room. It was his birthday and he's been talking to this girl and she was in town. He was like, I want to have this girl over. And I was like, yeah, that fucking sounds sick. And I was like, are you gonna like hook up with her? And he's like, dude, I don't know, like I can't, like my room's in such an awkward spot, like His room is literally like, it's like living in a fishbowl. It's in the middle of the house. And it's like, before Ilya moved in, that room was used because it had a bathroom there and people would go there. It's literally like a waiting room for the bathroom. That's what that room is like. And I was like, Ilya, dude, like, just have sex in my room. Like, I don't care. Like, I'll leave for an hour or two. Like, I don't fucking mind. I don't care if you have sex in my bed. He's like, no, no fucking way. And like, we went into my room and like, he's like, I can't do that, bro. It just feels so weird. And then we both go into my room and then he like, he like tries to play it out in his head. Like, he like gets on the bed, like pretending to have sex with the girls. Like, I can't do it. I can't even pretend right now, bro. It's just so weird to have sex on your bed. Like, so we're like running through the positions and he's like, I'm not fucking doing that. I'm not fucking doing that. I'm not fucking doing that. And I'm like, okay. So I leave for the night, um, because, you know, Ilya was doing his thing and whatever. So I just leave. What happened to why you ended up actually in my room when you said you weren't gonna have sex there?