Hanging Out With Borat

Bro, and like Fuck John.

God, I'd love to have an interview with John to hire him. Just like, so what are your goals? Soccer. Oh, what the fuck did you just say, man? I don't know if we can hire you.

I found out, I at least recently remembered why John stopped working at OfficeMax. He got caught. He got caught. You know how like at checkout, like, you like give your fucking member number or whatever? So like, we were—

So he got caught. Instead of like putting the member number into the members, they put the member number into like his own account. Yeah. And like, they caught on that like there's all these different people under his name, and they're like— I don't know how…

So he was, he was using— every time someone would purchase something, he would get points on his own account? On his own account. Yeah. Oh my God.

And it was a terrible—