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Hanging Out With Borat
I ended a friendship over peeing my pants once. I was driving. I was like a really long drive from like New York to Boston and I had to pee. And this kid was driving me back to Boston. I was like, I have to pee. I'm like, can you pull over? And he was like, no. And I was like, okay. And then another hour went by. I'm like, I'm like, Tim, I gotta fucking— I have to pee. You gotta fucking pull over. And he was like, no. And then he took a water bottle, and as I— as we drove to Boston, he would just take the water and like— and it made me want to pee more for some reason, like watching the water.
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And there was another time you came up to me and you're like, I think I'm gonna go home. And it was like almost outside of it. And I thought that was so strange. I was like, why the fuck is she going home? Did you pee yourself another time too?
I don't know why I did that.
Yeah, that's so funny.
I ended a friendship over peeing my pants once. I was driving. I was like a really long drive from like New York to Boston and I had to pee. And this kid was driving me back to Boston. I was like, I have to pee. I'm like, can you pull over? And he was like, no. And I was like, okay. And then another hour went by. I'm like, I'm like, Tim, I gotta fucking— I have to pee. You gotta fucking pull over…
What do you mean? What would he do with the water?
He would just take the water and like—
I know, but describe it, bro. We're on a podcast.