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Hanging Out With Borat

And I was like, we were at party, and he was like, let's go, let's go. I didn't want to be at the party anymore, so I was like, okay. I didn't have time to like go to the bathroom. I was drinking a lot at that party, and then I was sitting on the floor and I had two other girls sitting on top of me, like literally crushing my bladder, and I had to pee so bad. I was like jiggling, whatever, and I kept telling her, I was like, I have to pee so bad, like I really have to go. And on top of that, I'm like pretty drunk, so I like literally could not hold it. And I remember like everybody got out of the Tesla, and it was taking everyone— you have to get your ID checked, all that stuff, right? So it takes a little like to get in there. So I just fucking booked it. I booked it down the street to like the corner and I just made a left and I just sat on the corner and I couldn't even— I didn't have time to even get like my pants off. I just, I just literally stood and I just peed everywhere.

October 20, 20209:50Natalie
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David9:35
Oh my God. Yeah. Okay.
Natalie9:36
Because I know the reason why I peed is because we were in the fucking car for literally like an hour. I think we drove from Malibu. We were at, we were at somebody's birthday in Malibu, like on PCH, like fucking way out there. And we drove all the way to Boo…
Jason9:49
You would never pull over to let anyone pee.
Natalie9:50
And I was like, we were at party, and he was like, let's go, let's go. I didn't want to be at the party anymore, so I was like, okay. I didn't have time to like go to the bathroom. I was drinking a lot at that party, and then I was sitting on the floor and I had two other girls sitting on top of me, like literally crushing my bladder, and I had to pee so bad. I was like jiggling, whatever, and I…
David10:34
Wait, you just went around the corner by Bootsy and you just started peeing in your pants?
Natalie10:38
Yeah, it's like on Sunset Boulevard. I sprinted down, I got out of the Tesla and Sauce was like, where are you going? And I was like, I couldn't even say words. I just kept sprinting.
David10:46
That's probably such a funny sight, just Natalie running on Sunset Boulevard.