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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife
She just, she was a good sport about it. She took forever. So I wanted to start at like 1 o'clock and she's like, well, I can't start yet. I haven't had my makeup on yet. And I was like, well, that's the point. See, we made this deal, everybody, where I would pay for her stucco on her house. So she's just not the kind of person that wants to be in YouTube videos.
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I guess you're right.
Except when I'm around you. Yeah, other guys' boners Girls, boners, it goes right down.
When you see me? What was the toughest part about being handcuffed to your wife?
She just, she was a good sport about it. She took forever. So I wanted to start at like 1 o'clock and she's like, well, I can't start yet. I haven't had my makeup on yet. And I was like, well, that's the point. See, we made this deal, everybody, where I would pay for her stucco on her house. So she's just not the kind of person that wants to be in YouTube videos.
Stucco is like something on the wall. It's like repainting the wall, basically.
Yeah, and but the thing is, David, she's really funny.
No, I believe you, I believe you. I've only met her a couple times and she seems great.