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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife

She just, she was a good sport about it. She took forever. So I wanted to start at like 1 o'clock and she's like, well, I can't start yet. I haven't had my makeup on yet. And I was like, well, that's the point. See, we made this deal, everybody, where I would pay for her stucco on her house. So she's just not the kind of person that wants to be in YouTube videos.

October 12, 20175:43Jason
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David5:30
I guess you're right.
Jason5:30
Except when I'm around you. Yeah, other guys' boners Girls, boners, it goes right down.
David5:38
When you see me? What was the toughest part about being handcuffed to your wife?
Jason5:43
She just, she was a good sport about it. She took forever. So I wanted to start at like 1 o'clock and she's like, well, I can't start yet. I haven't had my makeup on yet. And I was like, well, that's the point. See, we made this deal, everybody, where I would pay for her stucco on her house. So she's just not the kind of person that wants to be in YouTube videos.
David6:01
Stucco is like something on the wall. It's like repainting the wall, basically.
Jason6:04
Yeah, and but the thing is, David, she's really funny.
David6:07
No, I believe you, I believe you. I've only met her a couple times and she seems great.