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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife

Not too hard.

October 12, 201741:55Jason
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David40:36
Today David called me a pathetic shrimp. I don't even know what that but I cried for 4 hours. No, I'm totally kidding. I don't care if you call me best looking or not. I know you have a boner for me. Oh, that's what it was. I said that you had a boner for me…
Jason40:52
Yeah.
David40:52
This was all off camera, by the way. And you're like, fuck you. You're like the 7th person I'd fuck in a friend group. Yeah. And I was like, are you serious? You take that back, you dirty bitch. You take that back and you fuck me right now. No, but, um, yeah,…
Jason41:55
Not too hard.
David41:55
Don't slap them too hard.
Jason41:56
It's a—
David41:57
but enough to make them cry and wonder if you guys are actually friends.