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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife

This was all off camera, by the way. And you're like, fuck you. You're like the 7th person I'd fuck in a friend group. Yeah. And I was like, are you serious? You take that back, you dirty bitch. You take that back and you fuck me right now. No, but, um, yeah, it's like dead silence. All right, well, that's all the time we have for the podcast. Jason and I are gonna go blow each other. Um, no, but that's all the time we have, guys. Make sure you guys like and subscribe. Go tell your friends about the podcast. You know what I thought about the other day? What if everybody listening goes to their friends and slaps them in the face, and, and their friend goes, hey, what was that for? And, and then they go, oh, it's, it's for the new for this podcast I've been listening to. Yeah, it's hilarious. Yeah, we get so many listeners. Yeah, guys, so your homework is record this too. Slap one of your friends in the face. Yeah. And when they ask what that's for, be like, it's for David Dobrik and Jason Nash's podcast called Views. You should really listen to it. And depending on your age, at the end of it, maybe throw in a bitch. Yeah, it doesn't matter, it's up to you.

October 12, 201740:52David
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Jason40:29
He just tells me my parents are dead. All the shit you say to me. What did you say to me today? I can't even write it down. I should— I'm gonna start writing them down.
David40:36
Today David called me a pathetic shrimp. I don't even know what that but I cried for 4 hours. No, I'm totally kidding. I don't care if you call me best looking or not. I know you have a boner for me. Oh, that's what it was. I said that you had a boner for me…
Jason40:52
Yeah.
David40:52
This was all off camera, by the way. And you're like, fuck you. You're like the 7th person I'd fuck in a friend group. Yeah. And I was like, are you serious? You take that back, you dirty bitch. You take that back and you fuck me right now. No, but, um, yeah, it's like dead silence. All right, well, that's all the time we have for the podcast. Jason and I are gonna go blow each other. Um, no, but…
Jason41:55
Not too hard.
David41:55
Don't slap them too hard.
Jason41:56
It's a—