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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife

You like to act like we don't shoot vlogs and you don't— David does this thing where he doesn't bring up the fact that we shoot YouTube videos on the show, which I respect because I don't want it to be all about that. But let's just be real, we had 25 bricks of cocaine in here today, $3,000 in cash, and, uh, a Guatemalan woman who doesn't speak English screaming into fake cops. So cut me some fucking slack.

October 12, 20174:39Jason
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David4:25
Yeah, go check them out. Even if you don't like, you know, use their service, just go, go to the link and check it out. Yeah, maybe you'll like it.
Jason4:31
I think it's hard when you don't see something, you can't click on it. Yeah, yeah.
David4:35
What's with your voice though? Is because just you've been busy all day, bro.
Jason4:39
You like to act like we don't shoot vlogs and you don't— David does this thing where he doesn't bring up the fact that we shoot YouTube videos on the show, which I respect because I don't want it to be all about that. But let's just be real, we had 25 bricks of cocaine in here today, $3,000 in cash, and, uh, a Guatemalan woman who doesn't speak English screaming into fake cops. So cut me some fuc…
David5:03
You're right, you're right.
Jason5:04
I was screaming.
David5:04
No, I know, I know. It was, it was a good day. It was a, it was a good day. I'm sick too, to honest. So that's my coffee.