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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife

Really? Yeah. You're joking. No.

October 12, 201739:53Jason
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David39:12
I can't believe you went to college. I can't believe you had a life before this. What I would have done to be there for—
Jason39:17
Oh my God, I wish you could see me. I wish you'd go back in time. 'Cause I was, when I was, if you could have seen me when I was 20, I was just as pathetic. But I did have fun. But the thing is about you and friendship and these guys, see, I'll rank them. Tod…
David39:49
I don't know, it just bummed me out, that's all. We don't have to get into it.
Jason39:53
Really? Yeah. You're joking. No.
David39:56
Seventh?
Jason39:56
I said you were— like, tell me exactly what I said because I think it's really funny. You said—
David40:00
you said— I was like, I, I was joking, and I'm like, I'm really good looking, and he's like, bitch, please, you're like number fucking 7 on the friend list. And I'm like, what the hell? We're not even recording.