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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife
Wait, did you actually try out for the Boston Celtics? Did you try out for them?
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I broke my leg trying out for the Celtics.
You broke your leg trying to sneak in?
Trying to get in the garden, they tackled me.
Wait, did you actually try out for the Boston Celtics? Did you try out for them?
What's your weakness? No, I didn't try out for the Boston Celtics. Why are you lying to me? I just thought that'd be a funny interview.
We have an honest— we have an honest podcast here, and you're spewing this bullshit.
I couldn't think of anything, so I fucking tried to make up something funny.