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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife

No, I'm not putting you down. Go out there and fucking be brave. Don't be a little pussy.

October 12, 201733:33Jason
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David33:23
Don't talk down on me just because you had 20 years of stand-up, motherfucker.
Jason33:26
I'm not talking down on you. I told you, you can't even take a goddamn compliment.
David33:30
You love doing that, don't You just putting you down.
Jason33:33
No, I'm not putting you down. Go out there and fucking be brave. Don't be a little pussy.
David33:37
And there it is, guys. That was me trying to kickstart his bipolarness just to prove that his pills aren't working. Don't take medication, guys.
Jason33:46
You're such a lawyer right now. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you—
David33:51
you've been recorded this entire time, you fuck. Um, no, no, but, um, but yeah, Everything, everything's all good, guys. We have a podcast live show coming up very soon. It's in 2 weeks.