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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife

It's gonna be tough in 10 years when you permanently live at the hospital. Are they gonna let you vlog?

October 12, 201726:00David
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Jason25:46
Fucking diarrhea. How much diarrhea I have from being 62.
David25:51
Diarrhea challenge? See if you can fill up your toilet bowl all the way.
Jason25:55
Fill up my fucking colostomy bag because I won't be able to shit out my ass.
David26:00
It's gonna be tough in 10 years when you permanently live at the hospital. Are they gonna let you vlog?
Jason26:04
I'm gonna make all my money in the next 10 years, and then I'm gonna go to fucking Hawaii and I'm gonna be a bartender. Are you serious? Straight out of Compton. You're gonna be a bartender?
David26:14
Yeah, dude.
Jason26:15
Dude, that'd be hilarious. You come visit.