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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife

How sexy they look?

October 12, 201720:21David
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Jason20:04
That's why when you drive like a maniac, I get so upset because we have it so good. Yeah, our life is so good. And if you fucking, like, if you crash that car and I was dying on the side of the road, you know what the first thing I would think is?
David20:14
How sexy I look?
Jason20:16
No, that'd be like third or fourth. Okay, my kids, obviously that'd be the first.
David20:21
How sexy they look?
Jason20:22
No. Yeah, the first, the second thing I would think was because goddamn it, things were going so— finally, finally we're going so well, and he fucked it up.
David20:32
That's awesome, dude.
Jason20:33
Give life, take life. Anyways, the last thing I wanted to say was I took the pills today. Yeah. And I immediately— what pills?