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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife
No, that'd be like third or fourth. Okay, my kids, obviously that'd be the first.
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But like, it's just so stupid. It doesn't count. Like, it doesn't count. Like me complaining about being deported, it's just, it doesn't count as a serious problem in my life.
That's why when you drive like a maniac, I get so upset because we have it so good. Yeah, our life is so good. And if you fucking, like, if you crash that car and I was dying on the side of the road, you know what the first thing I would think is?
How sexy I look?
No, that'd be like third or fourth. Okay, my kids, obviously that'd be the first.
How sexy they look?
No. Yeah, the first, the second thing I would think was because goddamn it, things were going so— finally, finally we're going so well, and he fucked it up.
That's awesome, dude.