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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife
That's why when you drive like a maniac, I get so upset because we have it so good. Yeah, our life is so good. And if you fucking, like, if you crash that car and I was dying on the side of the road, you know what the first thing I would think is?
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I'm maybe getting deported. Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.
Well, you can fix that.
But like, it's just so stupid. It doesn't count. Like, it doesn't count. Like me complaining about being deported, it's just, it doesn't count as a serious problem in my life.
That's why when you drive like a maniac, I get so upset because we have it so good. Yeah, our life is so good. And if you fucking, like, if you crash that car and I was dying on the side of the road, you know what the first thing I would think is?
How sexy I look?
No, that'd be like third or fourth. Okay, my kids, obviously that'd be the first.
How sexy they look?