Moment View

Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife

Well, you can fix that.

October 12, 201719:54Jason
19:54/0:00
Scrub the kinetic waveform to jump through the episode.
7
Transcript window
Transcript Window

Context stack

Nearby lines for local context around the selected quote.
David19:39
No, no, no. I mean, no, I have a super gifted life. Nothing. Neither of us have really bad things happen to us. You know what I mean? Compared to the rest of the world.
Jason19:48
I mean, my divorce was really hard.
David19:50
I'm maybe getting deported. Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.
Jason19:54
Well, you can fix that.
David19:56
But like, it's just so stupid. It doesn't count. Like, it doesn't count. Like me complaining about being deported, it's just, it doesn't count as a serious problem in my life.
Jason20:04
That's why when you drive like a maniac, I get so upset because we have it so good. Yeah, our life is so good. And if you fucking, like, if you crash that car and I was dying on the side of the road, you know what the first thing I would think is?
David20:14
How sexy I look?