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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife
oh, that's different than— yeah, yeah, nothing bad happens to you. That means something bad because bad things happen to me, Jason.
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My mom, by the way, told me to tell you to stop saying that because Jason always says things like everything's always perfect for David, nothing ever goes wrong. Wrong for David. And my mom called me the other day and she's like, can you have Jason stop sayin…
No, no, what I said was something bad's gonna happen to you. No, is— what did I say?
No, no, no, my mom was saying that you always say that nothing ever bad happens to me, that you're jinxing—
oh, that's different than— yeah, yeah, nothing bad happens to you. That means something bad because bad things happen to me, Jason.
I'm just not a pussy-ass bitch like you.
Let me think, let me think about the bad things. Yeah.
My steak was undercooked yesterday from my Chipotle. Yeah.