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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife
Why don't you go and ask your kids how they felt that day being left alone, stranded without their father driving them to school?
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What? 11 AM, I drive my kids to school. I'm a fucking father. Really?
Because the other day your kids waited at your ex-wife's house waiting to get picked up because you fell asleep.
And I fucking felt great that day. Yeah, I felt so good.
Why don't you go and ask your kids how they felt that day being left alone, stranded without their father driving them to school?
Like, their mom was fine. Their mom took them.
Their mom was fine.
They actually were scouted by American Idol that day. Really?