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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife
Because the other day your kids waited at your ex-wife's house waiting to get picked up because you fell asleep.
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So you, that next day when you were like making fun of me for going home, you went to sleep for 4 hours.
Because I think the best— Bitch. I like staying up late because I think that's when the best clips are filmed, is the later you stay up because that's when people get more, that's when people start to feel themselves the most. But you're an older gentleman in…
What? 11 AM, I drive my kids to school. I'm a fucking father. Really?
Because the other day your kids waited at your ex-wife's house waiting to get picked up because you fell asleep.
And I fucking felt great that day. Yeah, I felt so good.
Why don't you go and ask your kids how they felt that day being left alone, stranded without their father driving them to school?
Like, their mom was fine. Their mom took them.