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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife

Yeah, and the mom didn't watch the roast, so she came up to me after and she was like, "Cool, cool, stick around and cut the cake." Oh, she had no idea that it was awful. But then eventually she'd heard about it and just kicked me out. Did you get laid? Yeah, I fucked the mom.

October 12, 201712:21Jason
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David12:12
Did you ever go up to her and talk to her?
Jason12:15
No, because I didn't think to.
David12:18
You were scared that she was gonna eat your pens?
Jason12:21
Yeah, and the mom didn't watch the roast, so she came up to me after and she was like, "Cool, cool, stick around and cut the cake." Oh, she had no idea that it was awful. But then eventually she'd heard about it and just kicked me out. Did you get laid? Yeah, I fucked the mom.
David12:33
Did you?
Jason12:34
Mm-hmm.
David12:34
Wait, seriously?