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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife

I'm tired, man.

October 12, 20179:46Jason
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David9:32
Jason's like, the only part of— the only point of that whole video was for me to sleep with her. Yeah, wouldn't let me do it.
Jason9:38
In my mind, I was like, when she agreed to the video, I was like, well, that's part of it. And we also just got really tired.
David9:45
And she never ended up sleeping with you?
Jason9:46
I'm tired, man.
David9:47
Fair enough.
Jason9:48
You hosted a sweet 16 when I was doing stand-up, and, uh, I did stand-up one night, and this mom saw me And she said, oh, you're funny. She's like, you want to come host my daughter's sweet 16? Jesus Christ, for $250.
David10:03
Wow.