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Handcuffing Myself to My Ex-Wife
And she never ended up sleeping with you?
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But she wouldn't let me, like, obviously she wouldn't, like, she didn't want me to go to the bathroom with her. She wouldn't let me shoot her doing makeup. She wouldn't let me sleep with her, obviously.
Jason's like, the only part of— the only point of that whole video was for me to sleep with her. Yeah, wouldn't let me do it.
In my mind, I was like, when she agreed to the video, I was like, well, that's part of it. And we also just got really tired.
And she never ended up sleeping with you?
I'm tired, man.
Fair enough.
You hosted a sweet 16 when I was doing stand-up, and, uh, I did stand-up one night, and this mom saw me And she said, oh, you're funny. She's like, you want to come host my daughter's sweet 16? Jesus Christ, for $250.