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Going to Jail

And you don't do shit. You won't go to Las Vegas, you won't go anywhere but Vernon Hills, we've asked you a million times to go to Amsterdam, take the vlog to Las Vegas, you don't wanna. It's not the option, you're full of shit.

July 20, 201747:17Jason
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David46:52
because I want to be able to be free. I want to be able to go to a lake and see, like, go to see a waterfall. I don't want to be in a— why am I— why are we— we're arguing about how great a person is.
Jason47:02
You don't go to lakes. You don't go to Waterfalls, you don't wanna go anywhere. So don't fucking for a minute make that argument that you're like, don't be so cavalier with your decision, David, you're way beyond.
David47:13
Because I wanna have the option. I have the option to do whatever I want right now.
Jason47:17
And you don't do shit. You won't go to Las Vegas, you won't go anywhere but Vernon Hills, we've asked you a million times to go to Amsterdam, take the vlog to Las Vegas, you don't wanna. It's not the option, you're full of shit.
David47:29
Yes it is.
Jason47:29
You're full of shit that you would sit here and be like, oh, I wanna go to go see lakes. No, you aren't that kind of person. You'd be in jail. You wouldn't fucking take the death penalty. You're a pussy and you're an asshole and you're lying to your audience…
David47:41
I am a pussy. That's why I would take the death penalty.