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Going to Jail

I don't know. I'm just not good with girls, I guess. That's probably what it comes down to. Just, I just— you were just, you were just like, you kept coming in like a little— like, it wasn't that you were saying embarrassing things. It was more like, it was more like you had to fucking ruin anything I do. Like, like, if I want to bring a girl home, like, I know you'll like be there to ruin it. Or if I want to like have any fun at all, or if like 'Cause you just ruin everything. You just have to ruin everything. Or you just make it like, or if I hook up with someone, it's like you have to fucking humiliate me about it. Or if I wanna go get high, it's like, oh, Jason's high.

July 20, 201714:35Jason
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David14:05
I never yell bomb.
Jason14:06
Yeah, you do.
David14:07
I literally, I'll be at the airport with Jason and I'll be like, I'll just lean up to his ear and I'll be like, wait till they find the bomb in your backpack. And he'll stop anything he's doing and he'll look at me and be like, Dad, that's not funny. That's n…
Jason14:35
I don't know. I'm just not good with girls, I guess. That's probably what it comes down to. Just, I just— you were just, you were just like, you kept coming in like a little— like, it wasn't that you were saying embarrassing things. It was more like, it was more like you had to fucking ruin anything I do. Like, like, if I want to bring a girl home, like, I know you'll like be there to ruin it. Or…
David15:13
You know why I do it, right?
Jason15:14
Why?
David15:15
'Cause it bothers you so much. It's like if a bully bullies you in high school, it's literally like if you show him any attention, the very fact that I came out there the first time and you were like, get outta here, get outta here. I was like, oh my God, I'm…