Going to Hawaii to Shoot My Friend With a Paintball Gun

So we saw that your phone was dead, and all my— I had a contact back in LA that was messaging you, saying that she had a surprise for you, 'cause she's a PR lady, and—

Yeah, she texts me, she's like, Hey, you guys are at the Four Seasons, you should have told me. Next time we come, we got a free hotel.

We represent the Four Seasons, they wanna send you something upstairs. Anyway, so she was texting you and none of the messages were going through and my messages weren't going through, so I was like, the only way to figure out where he is is his Snapchat loca…

And illegal. My first fucking guess at his Snapchat username and password was correct. God knows how, it was correct. I got into his Snapchat and I turned on the location on his Snapchat and I shared it with me and Brandon. And I couldn't show any of this in…

And I'm like, fuck, what private pictures are out there?

And I'm like, and I'm like, and I'm like, like Zane called me and he's like, dude, Jason's hacked. I'm like, oh my God, you should call him because my calls aren't going through. Maybe they'll go through for you. And Zane called him, everybody called him, and…