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Going to Hawaii to Shoot My Friend With a Paintball Gun

It was dead, right? Okay, yeah, good guess.

February 1, 20185:54David
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Jason5:35
You should have been a criminal. I don't know why you're a YouTuber.
David5:38
And I deleted our messages so you wouldn't see that I turned your locations on. And then somehow you found out, so I'm like, "Fuck, I don't know where he is when we're on this island. I don't know where to find him anymore, 'cause his location is off." So I k…
Jason5:53
My phone was dead.
David5:54
It was dead, right? Okay, yeah, good guess.
Jason5:55
'Cause we were out with the turtles.
David5:56
So we saw that your phone was dead, and all my— I had a contact back in LA that was messaging you, saying that she had a surprise for you, 'cause she's a PR lady, and—
Jason6:08
Yeah, she texts me, she's like, Hey, you guys are at the Four Seasons, you should have told me. Next time we come, we got a free hotel.