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Going to Hawaii to Shoot My Friend With a Paintball Gun

Basically, we went to the hotel because on his Instagram pictures it said he was staying at the Four Seasons. So we went to the hotel, we just were like, fuck it. I'm like, I went to the front desk and I'm like, hey, I'm surprising my stepdad, it's his anniversary. And, and we're like, can you just tell us what room he's staying in? And they're like, I'm sorry, we can't give out that information. And then from there on out, the staff was all up on our ass. Everywhere we would go, they were like stopping us, they were talking, it was really fucking intense. So we left the hotel because we were scared of running into you like in the lobby.

February 1, 20183:34David
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Jason3:27
So when did you land?
David3:29
And I think we landed around 11.
Jason3:30
Okay. And then, um, you had a whole 5 hours, you're like, fuck, I can't find this guy.
David3:34
Basically, we went to the hotel because on his Instagram pictures it said he was staying at the Four Seasons. So we went to the hotel, we just were like, fuck it. I'm like, I went to the front desk and I'm like, hey, I'm surprising my stepdad, it's his anniversary. And, and we're like, can you just tell us what room he's staying in? And they're like, I'm sorry, we can't give out that information.…
Jason4:05
They probably thought you were Trisha fans.
David4:07
Oh yeah, maybe. I don't know what they thought we were. But yeah, we left the hotel because we didn't want to run into you in the lobby. And then Trisha uploaded a Snapchat showing that she's at some beach with some turtles. So I'm like, great, now we don't k…
Jason4:29
And we were— that was the day we were all over the island. We went to the waterfalls, and then we got this cab driver who was like, yeah, I could take you around for the whole day. And Trisha, money is no object, she was like, great, y'all take us around for…