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And I think for one of the kids in my class, this is real, needed to get his grade rounded up. He had like an 84. Yeah. And he wanted a 90 for an A. And our teacher told him that if he writes, if he like hand writes the summary for the Fast and Furious movies we watched in class, he'll round his grade up 6%. So he did, and he ended up getting an A in the class. The entire script? No, the summary of all the movies, like what happened in each of the movies. It was the fucking easiest class. And that's the teacher that got paid a lot, because he was not only teaching autos, but he was a football coach, he was a gym teacher. Sure, doing it all, jack of all trades. Yeah, he was doing all these little bullshit, like he would teach health, which was another bullshit class where you just hand out the same material every time.

February 1, 201832:27David
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Jason32:18
And then just fuck number 42.
David32:20
Number 42, guys, don't worry about it. And I think—
Jason32:23
In fact, 43, 44, all the next page, just fuck it.
David32:27
And I think for one of the kids in my class, this is real, needed to get his grade rounded up. He had like an 84. Yeah. And he wanted a 90 for an A. And our teacher told him that if he writes, if he like hand writes the summary for the Fast and Furious movies we watched in class, he'll round his grade up 6%. So he did, and he ended up getting an A in the class. The entire script? No, the summary…
Jason33:14
Doesn't sound like the guy you want talking about your body.
David33:16
No, but it was great. And he was the guy that was the highest paid teacher in our school, making like $175,000 a year, which is nuts for a teacher. $175,000.
Jason33:24
How do you know he made $175,000?