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Going to Hawaii to Shoot My Friend With a Paintball Gun

That's Wyatt Nash. I'm kidding, don't smoke weed. Bye, dude. It's crazy. Wyatt, good luck. I'm really— I'm genuinely proud of you that you're in a school where they expect you to do shit like this, because it's amazing.

February 1, 201826:09David
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Jason25:58
What?
David25:58
We were taking Sharpies and drawing up penises on the lockers. That's what we were doing. That's how we help society. Now go out there and smoke some weed.
Jason26:08
All right, Wyatt, thanks a lot.
David26:09
That's Wyatt Nash. I'm kidding, don't smoke weed. Bye, dude. It's crazy. Wyatt, good luck. I'm really— I'm genuinely proud of you that you're in a school where they expect you to do shit like this, because it's amazing.
Jason26:20
Send your sister in.
David26:21
No, we don't need her. We're good. No more family. Dude, my God. No, but genuinely, I'm sorry I sound so like— I'm just fucking astounded by this.
Jason26:31
You're good. You're good to have around, David. You bring reality to it.