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Going to Hawaii to Shoot My Friend With a Paintball Gun
We were taking Sharpies and drawing up penises on the lockers. That's what we were doing. That's how we help society. Now go out there and smoke some weed.
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6th.
You know what we were doing in 6th grade?
What?
We were taking Sharpies and drawing up penises on the lockers. That's what we were doing. That's how we help society. Now go out there and smoke some weed.
All right, Wyatt, thanks a lot.
That's Wyatt Nash. I'm kidding, don't smoke weed. Bye, dude. It's crazy. Wyatt, good luck. I'm really— I'm genuinely proud of you that you're in a school where they expect you to do shit like this, because it's amazing.
Send your sister in.