Going to Hawaii to Shoot My Friend With a Paintball Gun

Ah, fine. Wyatt! Wyatt! Okay, we're bringing Jason's son in here, who is— how old is he, 7? He's 12. Wyatt, you gotta come in quick 'cause we're live. 'Cause we're very confused that you have to do this. Grab this mic, introduce yourself. This is the kid that eats a bunch of Sour Patch Kids. He's a maniac. Okay, say hi. Hi. He's not 7, David. He's 12. Happy 7th birthday, by the way, Wyatt. Wyatt, go ahead and tell me that this science fair project, everybody in your school has to do it? Yes. Okay, and are you friends with kids that know how to do it? Make a good science fair project? I don't even know, like what does this entail? Explain it to me. Like last year, what was like the biggest science fair experiment? Well, this is a new school, so we didn't do this last year. Oh, and she didn't get— the teacher didn't give you examples of what other students did? She did. Like one student made this whole thing, um, you know how dogs have like hip replacements and they have that? Jesus Christ, so he fused the neurons and the protons together. And created a new leg. Okay, what did this kid do? They, um, they like, they made a whole new way, a whole new hip replacement and how to do it like with a swing instead.