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Going to Hawaii to Shoot My Friend With a Paintball Gun
You said, why don't you buy a volcano?
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That's messed up, that is so rude. Guys, you know there are only a select few that can actually make cool science fair projects.
He's pretty good at science.
I know, but putting him on the spot like that. Guys, if you had any— And I told him, I told him, I'm like, why don't you, sorry, sorry, but I'm like, why don't you just make a volcano? 'Cause I've seen Jimmy Neutron, and they make like volcanoes.
You said, why don't you buy a volcano?
Oh, I said, why don't you buy a volcano and just, and show the teacher, and he's like, the teacher says she's seen too many volcanoes, so we're not allowed to make volcanoes. As if, as if fucking volcanoes are easy to make. As if she's just like, no more ging…
What's he gonna do, come work for you?
Yeah. He can be eternally taped to my wall.