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Uh, it's funny, there used to be this, uh, there used to— the tuxedo place in my hometown, yeah, had this competition for the most amount of referrals a person can get. Like, if you got 2 referrals, you got $200 off your tux rental for for a prom, which was a lot. Wow. And if you got like 10 referrals, they gave you a $10,000 gift card. Not 10,000, sorry, like a $1,000 gift card to the tux place. Wow. But if you got 100 referrals, get this, you won't believe this shit because I didn't, I didn't believe it, um, they pay for your college tuition. What?

February 1, 201816:18David
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Jason16:11
No, I believe you.
David16:14
Um, goddamn, that made me uncomfortable.
Jason16:16
That was all you.
David16:18
Uh, it's funny, there used to be this, uh, there used to— the tuxedo place in my hometown, yeah, had this competition for the most amount of referrals a person can get. Like, if you got 2 referrals, you got $200 off your tux rental for for a prom, which was a lot. Wow. And if you got like 10 referrals, they gave you a $10,000 gift card. Not 10,000, sorry, like a $1,000 gift card to the tux place.…
Jason16:50
Yeah, 100 referrals.
David16:52
100 referrals.
Jason16:52
How many did you get?