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Going to a Hollywood Sex Party

I've never known— I've never met real hypochondriacs, it's actually really, really scary. We were with him once and he hit his head on my car door, and we were going to USC tailgate. So like, we were going to watch the football game, and instead of coming out with us and maybe walking it off or getting something to eat or drink food, he sat in my hot car.

October 19, 201737:05David
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Jason37:00
Am I gonna die?
David37:02
He's the worst with that.
Jason37:03
Yeah, so he's genuinely a hypochondriac.
David37:05
I've never known— I've never met real hypochondriacs, it's actually really, really scary. We were with him once and he hit his head on my car door, and we were going to USC tailgate. So like, we were going to watch the football game, and instead of coming out with us and maybe walking it off or getting something to eat or drink food, he sat in my hot car.
Jason37:25
It was 100 degrees.
David37:27
It was like 100 degrees. He sat in my hot car for like 3 to 4 hours just waiting for us to get back. That's, that's, that's the kind of person a hypochondriac is. Guys, we're ending the end of the show, but before we end it, I have to let you guys know we're…
Jason38:04
Well, that's, that's to remind me to plug my merch. It's a picture of me and my merch. That's just a picture of you holding a dog in my merch, in my mouth, my tattoo mouth tee.