Going to a Hollywood Sex Party

Yeah, right, which would never happen. Yeah, on a Saturday. Yeah, Todd's our friend. He likes to drink. He's very good looking, whatever. I have the most mundane fucking conversation with Todd. I go, Todd, what's up, man? And he goes, Jason, I'm just checking out this yard sale. There's no yard sale. Not only is there no yard sale, there's no Todd or truck. Come to find out, how'd you figure that out? Wait, I go, I go. He goes, I think about buying this table. I go, do you need some help? He goes, nah, I got it, no problem, it's a lot, it's pretty light. And I go, okay, cool, cool, is the door open? Because I'd lost my keys. He goes, yeah, yeah, it's open. I'm like, oh cool, man, Todd's up, I can hang out with him when he brings that table back from the yard sale. Go up to the front door, it's locked. Okay, Todd lied. Yeah, Todd lied. I'm like, what's Todd doing? I might go like, why did he say that?