Going to a Hollywood Sex Party

Yeah, no, like we were talking about—

does your kid go to the elementary— elementary school on the, um You guys know each other from the PTA meetings?

We were talking about like Dave Chappelle's special in detail. Yeah, this joke, that joke, that joke. Like, oh wow. And it was like kind of cool.

We really hit it off. Yeah, having a really good time. And then she says, I'm gonna make you a drink. And I was like, I was already kind of drunk, and I was like, oh yeah, no, no, no, no, we have, we have so much. We have a full bottle of Jack between, you kn…

Why are you touching my leg?

I thought that was your penis. Keep going. And I take the drink and I fucking bomb it down. Yeah. And so then—