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Going On His First Date

Yeah, the one here. We have one in the living room and it's like right off of— it's right off of the couch. And when, like, guests come for business meetings, they'll go, where's the bathroom? And we'll go right here and we'll point. It's right here. And then they'll go and it's like it'll be the exec of like fucking Pepsi taking a piss and like everybody hears him taking a pee because it's so close. And it's such an awkward thing. And like one time we were at a meeting and one of the guys got up to go pee during the meeting and he was peeing for a really long time. And the guys that were pitching us something just started fucking cracking up because the pee was so long and it was so loud and we all heard in the living room. We were just like, fuck, we got to move this fucking bathroom or we got to bulletproof and soundproof that fucking room or something. Earlier today, this is a big one. This is the big story of the podcast. If there's a story, if there is, you know, if there are stories and there are stories, sure, this is it.

October 6, 20207:51David
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Natalie7:37
But it is really embarrassing when you're— when you know there are like people in line, especially like if it's a public bathroom and like it's smelly and you're like, no, you're going to walk on, it's going to smell like shit, right?
David7:46
The worst is when you have to use a bathroom and it's so close to everybody. That's the worst.
Natalie7:50
Like this one.
David7:51
Yeah, the one here. We have one in the living room and it's like right off of— it's right off of the couch. And when, like, guests come for business meetings, they'll go, where's the bathroom? And we'll go right here and we'll point. It's right here. And then they'll go and it's like it'll be the exec of like fucking Pepsi taking a piss and like everybody hears him taking a pee because it's so cl…
Jason8:41
Involve Natalie fucking up?
David8:42
No, no, no, that's just the story. Okay, this is, this is big. Ilya went to go see a girl today.
Jason8:50
Why is that a big deal, dude?