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Going On His First Date
But it is really embarrassing when you're— when you know there are like people in line, especially like if it's a public bathroom and like it's smelly and you're like, no, you're going to walk on, it's going to smell like shit, right?
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Yeah, I feel like the last person I do it to is somebody I know. To random people, I always say that.
You don't say like it was— I would say more like you come out and you're like, it smells really bad in there. Like, it was like that before I got in or something.
But I guess that's what you would say too, if it was you that did the smell too. Like, even if I would like took like this massive disgusting shit, I'd still be like, yeah, I was the last guy. I had fucking nothing to do with that shit.
But it is really embarrassing when you're— when you know there are like people in line, especially like if it's a public bathroom and like it's smelly and you're like, no, you're going to walk on, it's going to smell like shit, right?
The worst is when you have to use a bathroom and it's so close to everybody. That's the worst.
Like this one.
Yeah, the one here. We have one in the living room and it's like right off of— it's right off of the couch. And when, like, guests come for business meetings, they'll go, where's the bathroom? And we'll go right here and we'll point. It's right here. And then…