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Going On His First Date

I was at that restaurant. I knew it. No, I will say this, I fucking— the, the worst part of going to like any public bathroom is when it smells really bad. It's not like enduring the smell, it's when you walk out of that public bathroom and now you have to explain to the guy walking in next that what what is in there is not you.

October 6, 20206:33David
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Jason6:21
I don't know if it could have been a sewage problem. We don't know if— let's be fair to A-Rod, he might not have taken a big dump in there. A-Rod, if you want to come on, can I say this right now? Clear your name.
David6:31
It was me.
Jason6:32
I was you.
David6:33
I was at that restaurant. I knew it. No, I will say this, I fucking— the, the worst part of going to like any public bathroom is when it smells really bad. It's not like enduring the smell, it's when you walk out of that public bathroom and now you have to explain to the guy walking in next that what what is in there is not you.
Natalie6:48
Exactly.
David6:49
Like, that's the worst. So like, you know, it'll be like really smelly, you'll be walking on, a guy's waiting, and you'll have to go, what's in there? I have nothing to do with it, man. Like, yeah, I, I got— that's like, that's like, that's the toughest, like…
Jason7:02
Yeah, I was gonna say, you've done that?