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Going On His First Date

It was me.

October 6, 20206:31David
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David6:08
A-Rod dropped an A-log.
Natalie6:09
He really dropped one. It was so— and then, like, she couldn't stop talking about it. She was like calling her mom, like, Mom, Mom, I just saw J.Lo in the bathroom and she like shit right before me. So I me and JLo sat on the same toilet. She was freaking out…
Jason6:21
I don't know if it could have been a sewage problem. We don't know if— let's be fair to A-Rod, he might not have taken a big dump in there. A-Rod, if you want to come on, can I say this right now? Clear your name.
David6:31
It was me.
Jason6:32
I was you.
David6:33
I was at that restaurant. I knew it. No, I will say this, I fucking— the, the worst part of going to like any public bathroom is when it smells really bad. It's not like enduring the smell, it's when you walk out of that public bathroom and now you have to ex…
Natalie6:48
Exactly.